B2

Al Gore-emily k.
John Edwards- matthew n.
John Kerry- bobby l.
George Bush-shaun m.


Al Gore-Darn it's so freakin hot outside.

John E.-Yes it's hot ,but if we go in everyone is gonna think we are wimps.

Al Gore-But the republicans are about and the heat makes people angry and that causes fighting.

John E.-so i guess i'll be kicking some republican butt today. let's go cool off with some water.(pours water on head)

[George enters into the scene and walks up to the democrats]

George-good evening.can i speak with one of you?

John E-Let's speak and then dual our guns you chicken.

Goerge-Im not afraid of you, so lets go.

John E-im waiting for you.

[they go stand back to back and count out 10 paces]

[after 7 paces John K walks in]

John K-why are you fighting you idiots? George,we have different views on life but are equal in society.

George-im way cooler than you are.i won the last election if you didnt alreay know.

John E-let us fight you scum.

[John E misses when George rolls and shoots him in the chest]

George-see ya hommies

[george runs away]

John E-wow!!! that was a nice shot, but damn it hurt.

John K-im gonna get that stupid republican back if it's the last thing i do.But first, lets go get a drink.

[they all walk to 7-11 but John E. is dead]

John K-Okay, im not thirsty anymore. Time to go kill george.

Al Gore-No the police will put you in jail forever.

John K-I don't care! He killed Edwards!

[John K catches up to george]

John K-You killed Edwards! Now you will pay!

George-Ha! You couldn't beat me in a duel!

[They fight]

[George dies]

John K-Oops, i just killed my wifes cousin.

Al Gore-I told you it wasn't a good idea!

[Gore slaps John K]

[FIN]